Where nervous systems get regulated, not gaslit.

The Sacred Shitshow® is a real-time WhatsApp-based membership designed to help you regulate your nervous system, not gaslight it. It’s raw, rebellious, and ridiculously effective, built for people who are done pretending healing is tidy.

Inside, you’ll find daily nervous system reset prompts, live healing sessions (aka Live Shitshows), tarot forecasts, plant-based remedies, and the support you actually need when everything feels like too much.

Whether you’re spiralling, levelling up, or somewhere in between, we’ve got you.

No BS. No pressure. Just sacred, nervous system-safe healing in your pocket.

The Sacred Shitshow

The Membership
£ 22 Monthly
  • Daily Reset Quests
  • Live Healing Circles
  • Group Tarot Readings
  • The Monthly Dose
  • The Regulators Digest
  • The Shitshow Lounge
  • OH SHIT Thread
  • Replay Live Sessions
  • Tree Planted Monthly
  • Access Via Whatsapp
  • Cancel Anytime

The Sacred Shitshow

Squad Edition
£ 15 Monthly (Min. 5 People)
  • The Membership
  • Team Access
  • Group On Boarding
  • Reduced Rate
  • Tree Planted Monthly
  • Group Accountability
  • Holistic Consult
  • Exclusive Squad Thread
  • Synced Healing
  • Access Via Whatsapp
  • Cancel Anytime

White Label Community

Your branding
£ 5497 Yearly
  • Co-Branded Community
  • All Core Features
  • Team Access
  • Company Tree Grove
  • On Boarding Materials
  • Full User Support
  • Access Via Whatsapp
  • 1:1 Quarterly Meeting
  • Monthly Recap
  • Branded Marketing
  • Sales Funnel

Bespoke Community

Custom
£ 12497 Yearly
  • Custom Community
  • Bespoke Content
  • Company Tree Grove
  • On Boarding Materials
  • Full User Support
  • Access Via Whatsapp
  • Strategic Support
  • 1:1 Quarterly Meeting
  • Monthly Recap
  • Branded Marketing
  • Sales Funnel